AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE
the fox doesn’t say anything. the fox has the right to remain silent.
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
this is my favourite thing on the internet
It’s like my mind and reality merged into one character.
girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
WHAT IS THIS COMPANY
I’M JOGGING IN THE FOREST AND THEN I SEE THIS I THINK I SHOULD KEEP RUNNING
WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT THERE YOU COULD’VE GOTTEN A FREE WOOD AXE
AND POTENTIALLY PISS OF THE AXE MURDERER GHOST DEMON THING THAT LEFT IT NO THANK YOU I’VE SEEN ENOUGH SUPERNATURAL TO KNOW HOW THAT WOULD END
You came to the wrong neighborhood